he’s an American alligator

cipheramnesia:

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

I’m about to reblog this post with a cover of a book. The book’s title is Who Can Replace A Man. I want you to imagine a cover for that title, perhaps even a cover that answers the question of who in fact can replace a man. I’ll even help you out: it is a science fiction book. This will not really help you. There is truly no way you will be able to imagine this cover. But try anyway. It’ll be a fun experiment.

Who Can Replace A Man?

HE

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shakespork:

guardianofscrewingup:

sloppystyle:

bug boys

It’s amazing how much we can see ourselves in some of the other ape species and how much they likely see of themselves in us. 

everyone in the comments going “haha two apes looking at a bug…”

bitch you’re looking too

three apes looking at a bug

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garbage-empress:

garbage-empress:

chrome–horse:

garbage-empress:

time smells bad.

what Synesthetic bullcrap is this now

Listen

I accidentally leave the milk out overnight.

Milk smells bad the next day.

Why does milk smell bad?

Time gets in it.

@ryanthecynic

ALT

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celesse:

Set your reminders! The Nyanpan plush Kickstarter officially launches on June 15th at 3pm EST! 🐱🍈💖

Prelaunch page: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/celesse/nyanpan-plush-the-melon-bread-cat

7979797:

tumblr is best app u just talk to urself and ppl go yep so true bestie

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tvaofficial:

if you would stop sliding out of phase that would be great

tvaofficial:

The archive files are unhelpful and boring.

lgbtunis:

lgbtunis:

I don’t know how many times this needs to be said but zionism isn’t “Jews vs. Muslims” it’s “Occupier and Occupied”.

aside from how the “jews vs muslims” a. erases palestinian christians, druze and other religious groups b. makes it easier for zionists to claim every criticism of israel for you know, settler occupation, displacement, ongoing genocide, state terrorism and pretty much every war crime on the list is inherently antisemitic c. gives gentiles (who are “coincidentally” never palestinian) an excuse to be antisemitic (usually towards random innocent jews) as a way of “helping palestine” or “avenging palestinians” (it does neither)

theres this newer and ~woker~ version of this, “not all jews are zionists (but all zionists are jews”. is not only… misinformed and antisemitic but is often a distraction.

a good portion of violent antisemites, including neo-nazis, are zionists, because they want us gone. it didn’t work when they tried to kill us all, so getting us out of their sight is the best they can legally get.

it’s easier to say zionism is strictly “a jewish thing” than to examine how zionism feeds on antisemitism, and see the amount of governments that have and still do give and receive military assistance from israel. how the us has been complicit in genocide and war crimes alongside israel since it was founded? russia? chad? the philippines? bulgaria? 

israel is collaborating and cuddling up with extreme right-winged European leaders. israel excuses and ignores violent antisemitism when it fits. 

(people that are neither jewish nor palestinian are also encouraged to reblog)

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dr-ladybird:

adelicateculturecell:

“It is a full division of labor, one that you’ll find in many forms of multicellular organisms all over the planet. But why? Why go through all of this? Well, there’s a lot of possible answers. But one of the simplest answers is probably captured by this tardigrade idly grazing on algae, looking a bit more like a "water cow” than a “water bear” here. This Chlamydomonas algae does not stand a chance. But you know who does stand a chance? A pandorina. It’s simply too large to get into the tardigrade’s mouth. And in this moment, hundreds of millions of years of evolution–of cells dividing, of being held together through incomplete cytokinesis, of biologically defining front and back–all of that comes together to save this little guy’s life.“

Journey to the Microcosmos- How Did Multicellularity Evolve?

Images Originally Captured by Jam’s Germs

slurp slurp slurp

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